I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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