And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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