That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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