I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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