can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
it glows. i had to have it.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
3pm strippers are depressing
The uberlube is also flammable
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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