i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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