even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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