Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
