i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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