Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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