I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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