I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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