The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
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That's how twitter works, right?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There's even glitter on my cock...
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