New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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