Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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