shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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