Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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