So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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