Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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