Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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