Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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