Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
