The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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