either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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