I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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