And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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