so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i dont even know how to be here
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
