at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You smell like a Billy Joel song
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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