Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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