It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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