Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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