You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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