u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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