whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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