you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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