My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i think im in europe. pls send help
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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