im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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