You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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