I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...