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• (847): View more from Illinois

  No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug

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• (518): View more from New York

  Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.

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