Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.

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(817): View more from Texas

i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.

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(208): View more from Idaho

We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship

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(860): View more from Connecticut

once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.

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(443): View more from Maryland

we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.

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(631): View more from New York

I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance

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(970): View more from Colorado

You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more

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