i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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