Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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