Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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