i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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