when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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