Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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