I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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