you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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