It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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