singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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