I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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