Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i out mim tonsoeep
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