Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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