he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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